The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. This is one of my favorite quotes – most often attributed to Dorothy Parker – and I’m using it to introduce this post.
When you blog, you link. When you link, you read. When you read, you learn. And when you learn, you thrive. Mundane. Serious. Silly. Heartbreaking. Funny. Intellectual. It doesn’t matter the content or whether you actually agree or not – or really whether you even “get it.” I’ve always simply wanted to know more.
That being said – I’ve recently started visiting Doug at Balls and Walnuts. If the title alone doesn’t make you smile, the honest way he presents himself will. Of course this isn’t a serious post. I just wanted everyone to know that via Doug – who was visiting Lilith – I have learned that my Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Viscountess Jennifer the Radiant of Lardle Midhoop Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
I’m radiant, that’s for sure. *snicker* Lardle Midhoop? I’m heading to Google. I’m probably getting ready to discover that I’m a “glowing, overweight, member of nobility – above a baron, below an earl – that likes to shot from half-court.”
Please feel free to leave your new title in the comments – we can start ourselves a kingdom! Turtleduckingham! If you post your title, you’re in. Duke Douglas the Edible of Chipping Sodbury has already discovered our first official holiday – please note that it is today. 
The current residents of Turtleduckingham:
Viscountess Jennifer the Radiant of Lardle Midhoop
Milady the Right Reverend Michelle the Extemporaneous of Studley Roger
Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Shaina the Bibulous of Lardle Midhoop
Imperial Majesty Dyke the Euphonious of Tempting St Mary
Viscountess Katharine the Hunted of Westley Waterless
Milord Earl Omnipotent the Somnolent of Midhoop St Giggleswich
Viscountess Yemisi the Uncanny of Waterless St Mildred
16 Comments
December 22, 2006 at 10:52 am
i am a “Milady”
Milady the Right Reverend Michelle the Extemporaneous of Studley Roger
who the hell is this Roger??? I don’t know him, but I personally don’t like belonging to him.
December 22, 2006 at 10:59 am
I don’t know, Rev. Michelle – he is “studley” and all that. But – does reverend mean you are chaste? I love your title! You’re in.
December 22, 2006 at 11:25 am
Oh ummmm… chaste? Hmmmm… well, I guess we aren’t always what we SAY we are
December 22, 2006 at 1:31 pm
hi, sister! Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Shaina the Bibulous of Lardle Midhoop here…
where is this turtleduckingham you speak of? i would like to visit!
December 22, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Imperial Majesty Dyke the Euphonious of Tempting St Mary — o’course. Ye may kneel t’be kissin’ me hand.
December 22, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Imperial Majesty, ‘eh? I’m just venturing a guess – but I just bet you tempt more than ol’ St. Mary.
December 22, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Ah, me Viscountess, I be ye say that t’all th’Imperial Majesties!
Happy Hogmanay t’ye, m’Dear!
December 22, 2006 at 11:07 pm
I’m Viscountess Katharine the Hunted of Westley Waterless. The Hunted? I’m not sure I like the sound of that.
December 23, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Milord Earl Omnipotent the Somnolent of Midhoop St Giggleswich.
Eh, I’m not sleepy. How about you?
December 23, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Me Godling, I like th’St. Giggleswich part. Kinda ticklish.
December 23, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Cap’n,
It reminds me of a ticklish sandwich, but that’s a story for another day I’m afeared.
Hey, I thought you were vacationin’ with the grog.
December 23, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Me Godling, I I’m vacationin’ with th’nog.
No postin’ until December 26th, m’Sweet!
Ah, come now, can’t ye be tellin’ your fellow Turtleduckinghamians a nice story for Hogmanay? Do they celebrate Hogmanay in th’celestial spheres? Be I askin’ too many questions? Can one ask too many questions of a godling?
December 24, 2006 at 7:06 am
Hark! Here comes Viscountess Yemisi the Uncanny of Waterless St Mildred!
December 24, 2006 at 11:56 am
A Hogmanay story! Yes – a story – that is what we need, Poobah of Giggleswich. Our Imperial Majesty did ask.
December 24, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Aye then, since ye asked so politely, an’ with a genuflect er two thrown in fer good measure, here be a special Christmas tale just fer me Turtleduckhamians.
Gather ’round me sprightly crew, gather ’round an hear this true story o’ the joys that be Christmas:
http://omnipotentpoobah.blogspot.com/2006/12/christmas-cookies.html
December 23, 2007 at 9:47 am
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porn.